Trust the Toilet Seat?

Home: Where You Trust the Toilet Seat

Home isn’t just where the heart is—it’s where you can confidently sit on the toilet seat without a second thought. No hovering. No questionable paper barriers. Just pure, unshaken trust.

Think about it. Public restrooms? A battlefield. You walk in armed with hand sanitizer, questioning every decision that brought you there. The seat? Suspicious at best. Even at a friend’s house, there’s hesitation. Do they clean as often as you do? Have their guests respected the unspoken rules of hygiene?

But home—oh, home is different. Home is where you know the cleanliness standards meet your strict, self-imposed requirements. Where sitting down is a carefree act rather than a calculated risk. It’s where you can relax, scroll endlessly on your phone, and maybe even contemplate the meaning of life without fear.

So, forget all those sentimental definitions of home. If you can enter a bathroom, confidently sit down, and not feel the need to do an immediate forensic analysis, congratulations—you’ve found where you truly belong.