Tacky Trends

Flipper Fails: Faux Beams, Real Regret
When Tacky Trends Undermine Timeless Homes

Flipper Fails is a blog series that exposes the shortcuts and surface-level fixes often found in flipped homes—and how to spot them before you buy. Because what looks good on the surface doesn’t always hold up under inspection.

In the rush to slap on that “modern farmhouse” label, some flippers go all-in on cosmetic gimmicks—most notably, faux wood beams that serve no structural purpose and even less design value. Done right, a beam can ground a space. Done wrong, it looks like a party store prop nailed to the ceiling.

When Faux Turns to Flop

Faux beams might seem like an easy way to add drama or “rustic charm,” but in many cases, they clash with the home’s original architecture—or worse, feel like a plastic afterthought. Especially when paired with overdone shiplap and farmhouse signs, the space starts to feel less like a home and more like a bad HGTV parody.

What’s the Real Issue?

• No authenticity – Faux beams lack the craftsmanship or context of real exposed wood.
• Overuse – One beam might add interest. Five? Now your ceiling looks like a stage set.
• Mismatched style – Adding rustic touches to a mid-century home or urban loft doesn’t elevate the design—it confuses it.
• Poor execution – Many faux beams are poorly installed or made from cheap materials, which buyers notice instantly.

Let the House Speak

The best design choices honor the home’s architecture. If it’s a true farmhouse, real wood beams might make sense. But in a 1970s ranch or a 1920s Tudor? Not so much. Good flippers know when to hold back—and let the home’s natural character shine.

Advice for Buyers

Don’t be fooled by decorative distractions. Look past the trends and ask: Does this design make sense for the house? Is it timeless—or just TikTok bait? A thoughtfully renovated home will feel cohesive, not confused.